1. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psychopath
2. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
3. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
4.What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
5. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?
A Stick
6. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
8. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
16. What Is The Difference Between a Harley and a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
17. Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
19. How are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the Same?
Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer.
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